Friday, March 28, 2008

No child [tased in the] left behind


Yeahhhh, I think I'm going to have to go ahead and not send my kids to public school when they're old enough. Though I must say the teacher with the taser needs to win some kind of community service award. Unusually ballsy. This girl's parents, for their parenting however...? Not so much.

I believe the photo above clearly vindicates the teacher. This girl was huge!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Dems in bed with Saddam


Yes, master...

Did you see the news today? Democrat congressmen jetting to Iraq during the prelude to war...on Saddam's dime.
"...Oklahoma Sen. Don Nickles, the second-ranking Senate Republican at the time, said the Democrats 'sound somewhat like spokespersons for the Iraqi government.' "
I know what you're thinking...biggest surprise since Jody Foster came out, right? Still, imagine this happening with Hitler instead of Saddam. You know what we'd call these guys, back when the nation had a single, unified backbone? Traitors.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

Tintin update



What's not to love about this project? Spielberg and Peter Jackson are both directing installments... Andy Serkis is doing the motion capture for Captain Haddock... Even the stories now being theorized as the target films sound perfect:
This would mean Spielberg will adapt "The Secret of the Unicorn" and "Red Rackham's Treasure" stories. The first book follows the pair racing to find three parchments, hidden inside the masts of three ship model replicas, which lead to a buried treasure of Haddock's ancestor Red Rackham. The second sees the voyage to find the treasure somewhere in the Caribbean.
I devoured these "graphic novels" (come on, they're comics, people) as a kid growing up in Montana. My brother and I used to check them out at the library every chance we had. They still epitomize the notion of pure adventure in my mind, which is why I'm getting goosebumps over all this.

This also gives me a chance to link a great article I read a year or so back: "All I Know About Travel I Learned From Tintin." And with headings like "chloroform is an effective sleeping aid" you can see why this appealed to the boy I was then and the boy, truth be told, I remain today.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Garfield minus Garfield

We're too busy moving into new digs for me to blog much lately, but enjoy this little bit of strange to pass the time. Thanks to Mike R for the heads up.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Army marches on


Well what do you know. Turns out the Army isn't 'broken' after all.

"In fact, what we've seen over the last year is that the Army retention rates are pretty high, that re-enlistments, for instance, particularly re-enlistments in Iraq and Afghanistan, remain very high," Scales said. He noted that re-enlistments were high even among troops who have served multiple tours.

And the list of all things military for Hillbama to complain about grows shorter and shorter.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dog pile on Obama!


Goodnight, and God damn America

I was planning a post on Obama's church later on in the campaign, but since this report is all over the Web and talk radio today anyway, I can't resist piling on with a link right now.

Video here, background on the church itself here.

Are we seriously gonna let this guy be president? Seriously??

Two sides of the Iraq debate


For...

Two sides of the Iraq debate were in the news today.

First up, we have those literally praying the U.S. will stay in Iraq and that last holdouts like Mosul will experience the peace and religious freedom being enjoyed elsewhere there. These are the true martyrs in a part of the world that usually reserves the term for murderers, drug dealers and child rapists.




Against...

And now, for a look at the jaded, limo-riding, TMZ-fodder, club-hopping set that likes to "talk about the war" at expensive restaurants while tipping the little people with lottery tickets. The article doesn't confirm they were against the war, but given the fact Fox News is the only outlet mentioning the "Iraq and politics" part -- and given pretty much everything else about the pair -- it's a fairly safe bet they weren't tooling around with a "W in '04" bumper sticker on the back of that limo.

I'm not drawing any across-the-board conclusions here. But these last two often passed themselves off as Hollywood types, and it's easy to see why they got away with it. In either case, I'm just wondering who has a better handle on the reality of the situation in Iraq.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Ouch, Elliot!


Annnnnd that's what she said

Obviously I'm not posting this as news you may have missed. Sometimes, you just have to gloat.
While this is the worst problem Spitzer has faced, his 14 months in office have been marred by problems, including an unpopular plan to grant driver's licenses to illegal immigrants and a plot by his aides to smear Spitzer's main Republican nemesis.
Yep, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Except for maybe Ted Kennedy, but that guy would have to kill someone -- like, actually drive-off-a-bridge-while-intoxicated-and-flee-the-scene kill someone -- to lose his job.

Friday, March 7, 2008

The Marine and the Taxi Driver

Wanna know if you're a conservative or liberal? If this makes you laugh you're the former.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Obama: King of Utopia?


He's a maaaagic man!

Our friends over at Graybrook have another fine post up today, this time on the suicidal Utopian underpinnings of the Obama phenomenon. A danger brought into sharper focus when John Lennon's empty (yet inescapable these days) hymn to humanism"Imagine" becomes the soundtrack to such cultist fervor.
"Here is why a nation with Obama as president will be in such mortal danger. It is because we currently face determined [Islamic] enemies which have a well-honed grand scheme / master plan and are highly motivated to carry it out. Dreamers imagining us "living for today" in a "brotherhood of man" are no match for enemies such as these, who have no interest whatsoever in brotherhood with those who imagine no heaven, no hell and no religion."
If after reading this piece you still doubt Obama represents a cult leader for the brainless, check out this website. Be prepared to laugh.

The video is hilarious enough, but when you read the responses from Obama disciples all but claiming to be healed by the accidental touch of their messiah's garments, you'll really be in for some fun.

I spent most of last Saturday over there messing with their god for kicks. Truly like shooting sheep in a barrel. Only problem is, a lot of these sheep can vote.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Top 10 Movie Henchmen


Personally, I would have put the flying monkeys higher than 10, but it's not my list.

And where's Darth Vader...? Melty-face Nazi from Raiders...? The Oompa-Loompas...? Al Gore...? (Technically the last two are more properly sidekicks or flunkies I suppose, but still.)

Regardless, enjoy what the gang from Empire came up with.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

True royalty


Prince Harry in the trenches with "the blokes"

If you didn't see this news today, see it.
"British military officials confirmed that Harry, 23, third in line to the British throne, deployed to Afghanistan on Dec. 14 and has been fighting Taliban forces from a forward operating base in southern Helmand province."
Say what you want about do-nothing royals and a life of "undeserved privilege," but I'd like to see a Kennedy exhibit this kind of patriotism and sense of duty:

"In the December interview, one of the most extensive of his life, Harry said he considered leaving the army after being denied an Iraq deployment. The reason he didn't, he said, was 'the possibility of this' mission to Afghanistan."

Elsewhere in a videotaped interview, he recounts the Queen telling him where he was bound and her approval of his service. Asked what his mum would say, he responded, "I think she'd be proud."

Yes, it's moments like these that make me proud to be an Anglophile.

" 'I would never want to put someone else's life in danger when they have to sit next to the bullet magnet,' he said. 'But if I'm wanted, if I'm needed, then I will serve my country as I signed up to do.' "

Which brings to mind another Prince Hal.

And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

-- Henry V

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Robinson Crusoe comes to NBC


Surf's up, Robby C!

First the good news...
"NBC is cashing in on the "Survivor"/"Lost" phenomenon by ordering 13 episodes of "Robinson Crusoe," a drama series based on Daniel Defoe's classic novel."
...and now the bad news.
The 17th century setting of the book will remain intact but will have a contemporary feel and deal with such issues as race relations.
I should be immune to the disease by now but apparently not, because suddenly I feel kinda queasy.

As for the novel's central theme of faith in God's providence through adversity? Strangely no mention.

Instead, Crusoe's racism will take center stage, and getting back to nature will no doubt be his salvation.

Instead, Crusoe and "loyal servant [smarter-than-master...Magic Negro...gay?] Friday will deal with marauding [racist...slave-trading...God-fearing...Anglo-centric] militias, hungry [but proud and nobler than whitey] cannibals, [bad CGI] wild cats, starvation and [native-religion-based] apocalyptic lightning storms.

And a good time was had by all [except Daniel Defoe...fans of the book...viewers with brains].

I hope I'm wrong, but I'll be shocked if I am.

Full story here.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Jihad Johnny 5?


Twin-turban engines!

A primary reason we've always been able to dominate Haji on the battlefield is our technological superiority. Superiority's not even the right word. There's no comparison. We can kill a heat signature the size of a rabbit with the push of a button half a world away. The best they can do is fly a plane into a building or rig the occasional cell phone to detonate Russian hand-me-down munitions.

For that reason, this headline only made me laugh.

Then I got to thinking how easy it would be to make a flying, ringtone-activated IED. How much damage one could do, say, at Yankee Stadium or a 4th of July concert in D.C.

And if I'm thinking it, you know a few cave-dwellers out in the Hindu Kush are thinking it, too.

Great idea for a movie for sure. (Don't even think about it. I gots dibs.)

Monday, February 25, 2008

Cadets dub Will Smith a 'Legend'


Walking the Hollywood wasteland, Big Willy style

Will Smith was too busy making movies last year to get any Oscar attention, but that doesn't mean he wasn't winning awards.
"...The cadets at West Point designated Smith’s character as the best personification of the military academy’s leadership qualities on the silver screen. ... Runners-up included King Leonidas of "300," portrayed by Gerard Butler, and John McClane of "Live Free or Die Hard," portrayed by Bruce Willis..."
While Time is swooning over George Clooney as "THE Last Movie Star" like a hysterical bunch of backstage bobbysoxers, the real world knows there are a few more left, and they aren't George Clooney as "Michael Clayton."

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

'Jericho' sucks


Drive hard. Drive fast. Republicans are coming.

And the walls come a-tumbling down.

Yes, '24' has gone commie, 'The Unit' is getting the Marines-in-Berkeley treatment at CBS, and now even 'Jericho' is showing its true blue state colors.

It was never a great show on any level, but the depiction of old-fashioned, small town patriotism in the face of a nuclear attack had grown a respectable following. And not among anti-war protesters.

The now-famous "nuts to cancellation" campaign mounted by fans -- modeled after the WWII battle cry uttered defiantly in last season's war-zone finale -- saved a series that also happened to be anchored by the cowboy dignity of actor, and rare Hollywood conservative, Gerald McRaney.

We already knew the nuclear attacks on America were not from abroad. But last night's episode not only made it clear neocons were the bad guys, but it laid it on thick.

We learned Iran and North Korea were not the culprits. Forces within the American government did it, and used the "attacks" as an excuse to nuke both countries...which also happen to be the two remaining players in a certain real-world president's "Axis of Evil."

The true villains have now remade America in their image. A conservative image. Which we know thanks to the new textbooks they're forcing on schools. Textbooks with angst-inducing lies about America declining morally since WWII and losing Vietnam only because we left too early.

President McEvil, of course, wants a stronger, more secure America that requires literally tearing up the Constitution, as all good conservatives desire. In his spare time he enjoys ordering the assassination of journalists who dare profess a nostalgic respect for Woodward and Bernstein. Not just crusading journalists, the real Woodster and Bernie, because they took Nixon down.

The true leader of these post-apocalyptic Republicans? A chrome-domed Bond villain of a Homeland Security director who dictates to military commanders while looming overhead on Evil-Vision JumboTron, puffy white cat in hand. (OK, there's no cat, but you know he's got one.)

Oh, and don't forget the posse of murderous Blackwater contractors roaming around at the Republicrats behest, just in case the subtle message being sent by producer Jon Turtletaub wasn't clear enough.

Why am I wasting space on all this? I don't know. Slow news day, I guess. But it's a predictable pattern, isn't it? Dissent ist verboten on netverk TV!

For further evidence of this vast left-wing conspiracy at the networks, note, too, that 'Friday Night Lights' also has a target on its back... One too many evangelical church services and heartfelt prayers depicted without irony there for that one to last long.

So I guess that leaves us exactly...um...Pat Sajak?

Speaking of 'Friday Night Lights,' fans have mounted a 'Jericho'-like campaign to save that show, too. Go here to participate. Just don't be surprised if it returns with Coach Taylor replaced by a gay illegal alien with a mind to rock their racist redneck world for the freedomes of all peeples.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

A Giant sigh of relief

The signs of Spring are harder to miss this year. Maybe that's only because we just survived of our very first Washington state winter.

Who cares? It's here. And this time of year means one thing, baby...baseball.

San Francisco Giants' position players today join the pitchers and catchers already working off the rust in Scottsdale.

Yep. "Next year" is almost here. Again. Though for the Giants, something feels different this time around... No Barry Bonds.

But what's really remarkable is how happy players and fans alike seem without him there. Not the media circus that surrounded him last year... Barry Bonds. And I say that as a guy who owns and faithfully wore the man's numbers on my back at every game.

I'd have to concur with one of the many longtime fans who have been calling in to KNBR lately to come clean:

"I don't even care how this team does," the man said. "For the first time in a long time, I can feel good about being a Giants fan."

"Yep. You won't feel like a trip to the men's room to wash your hands after that big round of applause, will ya?" agreed the show's host.

Just listen to those former teammates, who evidently feel like they've just been let out of prison:
"[Pitcher Barry] Zito told San Francisco reporters that a lot of players weren't 'comfortable in their own skin' around Bonds, including himself.

'I'm excited,' Zito said. 'People will be allowed to be who they want to be, not who they think they have to be because there is such a heavy presence in the clubhouse, such a superstar.'

Reliever Tyler Walker agreed that players often walked on eggshells around Bonds. He could break up a conversation or chill a room with a turn of his head.
Did any of us realize it was that bad? I didn't. But it explains a lot.

Thankfully, the younger, freer Giants are coalescing already around skipper Bruce Bochy's old school, dig-it-out, yes, military mindset.

"Like many of his teammates, [pitcherMatt] Cain began the day Thursday by slipping into a black-and-white-and-gray camouflage T-shirt with a saying on the back, in bold orange lettering, that reads, Warrior Spirit, Find the Swagger."

(Have I mentioned how much I like Bruce Bochy? This team draws an equal number of fans from the liberal Bay Area and conservative No Cal inlands. But Boch has more in common with the latter. Therefore, I dig.)

"It was a sartorial — and symbolic — departure from the T-shirts that were unveiled, to much fanfare, at Giants spring training last year. They were worn by pitcher Barry Zito, the team’s prized free-agent acquisition, and Bonds, its most popular — and polarizing — figure and read, 'Don’t ask me, ask Barry.' "

Or as the "good Barry" put it, in reference to the crazy-stringent drug testing now in effect:
“I think it’s good that everything’s getting cleansed right now in baseball,” he said. “You want to show kids that this game has integrity, that we have morals and rules that we abide by, and it’s not just about hitting home runs at whatever cost.”
Zito -- who has given time and raised a ton of money for the troops -- is another Red Stater you can't help but love. Seated at Bonds' old locker, he went on:

“I just want the team to feel cohesive and I felt like so much focus on the [Bonds home run] record last year took away from that,” Zito said.

“This year instead of it being us on Barry’s team, it’s just going to be our team.”

Hey, best of luck to Barry Bonds. Sincerely. I'm not throwing that jersey away anytime soon. But, Giants fans, this is how it's supposed to feel.

Now bring on the Dodgers.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Jack can't beat the Rapp


Still depressed over '24' going soft as Ted Kennedy's abs? Well weep no more. Looks like we have a new G-man patriot on the horizon -- one who could apparently beat the Jell-O out of Jack Bauer even before he went and got himself Oprahfied.

I've never read Vince Flynn, but his novels about CIA operative Mitch Rapp are popular enough to have just been bought with an eye to a new and beautiful franchise.

Variety reports:
Flynn has so far written nine novels, eight about the fictional Rapp, who possesses the ruthlessness and killing skills of Jason Bourne and the sleuthing talents of Jack Ryan.
Yeah, but is he on our side, really?
Flynn began the Rapp novels in 2000 with "Transfer of Power," in which the agent was assigned to stop Islamic terrorists who took control of the White House. In "Protect and Defend," Rapp and his longtime boss get ambushed in Iraq, and he becomes a killing machine to rescue his mentor before she is tortured.

That would be a big yes.

The studio and producers haven't decided yet which novel to use as the basis for the first film. Most involve Rapp defusing a global crisis in places like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq or the U.S.

Sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? I Googled Vince Flynn immediately. First hit was a Q&A that began this-a-way:

Question: In the real world, how effective do you think torture is with Islamic terrorists?

A: Far more effective than liberals would have you believe. Congress really upset me with how they treated Attorney General Michael Mukasey and how the media pushed this question. Why aren’t reporters forcing senators and Congress to answer the same questions about torture? What do you think we should have done? Given them a lawyer, three square meals a day and let planes get hijacked?

Read the whole interview here. This guy is clearly one of us, or close enough for terrorist-greasing government work.

Regular readers of Libertas will certainly warm to his assertion later in the Q&a that "Hollywood is now saying people don’t want to watch movies about war. No, Americans don’t want to watch [bad] anti-American movies about war. Americans would love to watch a great movie where Mitch Rapp is meting out punishment to these crazy zealots, but I don’t know if Hollywood has the guts to do it."

Apparently someone has the guts. Or at least brains enough to know a sure bet when they see one. We all know a lot can happen between novel and film, and as The Kingdom proved, a single sissyneck scene can spoil the entire film.

Still... I have a warm and fuzzy feeling about this one.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Entertaining angels, Hollywood style



I realize nothing is sacred in Hollywood, but what the hell? And I mean "hell" literally.

Let me get this straight. Michael sides with mankind against God, and a bunch of screw-ups at Perkos is the pony he hitches his hell-bound cart to, en route to becoming a kinder, gentler Lucifer? (Hey! Let's have God on the ropes and so desperate that he has to hire Lucifer on as some kind of cosmic mercenary! How cool would that be?!)

All this because God "loses faith" in humanity. Nice. And I'll bet it's also over stuff like global warming and our war-like ways, not sin or anything, right?

Yet more confirmation Hollywood views all things God as a candy store of ideas to be raided for fun and profit. The Almighty is basically another myth who can be Santa Clause 4'd into all sorts of fun poseable positions. And as with the "let's kill God" Golden Compass debacle recently, God usually ends up the heavy.

Wait, not all things God... I'm pretty sure we won't see the hilarious reboot of Mohammed reincarnated as a lesbian sorority girl on spring break in Daytona Beach anytime soon.

I'm telling ya, we need to start strapping explosives to doped-up young seminary students to start getting some respect in this town.