Friday, July 6, 2007

Don't blink...


Not as funny as he looks

War, Inc.
, huh?

Gee, wonder what the moral of this one might be.

And if the title isn't subtle enough for you, check out the trailer here, complete with Humvee rolling up to a newly erected Popeye's Chicken franchise somewhere in the Middle East. And those forced-confession videos that terrorists force you to make right before cutting off your head with a hacksaw? An untapped gold mine of laughs ideal for romantic comedy. Because you just gotta laugh, right?

I'm actually okay with this one for the simple fact that when comedy misfires as spectacularly as this (think Chevy Chase's talk show... The career of Al Franken...) all you really need to do is get out the way and let it do what it do.

Seriously, this has to be the lamest idea since It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown. Or John Cusack in America's Sweethearts.

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