Lock, Stock and two Smoking Magnifying Glasses

Strangely, I might actually pay to see something like this.

Between that and the Russell Crowe/Ridley Scott re-imagining of Robin Hood, I kinda like how Hollywood is messing with the classics for a change. Or maybe I should reserve judgment until I see how "action-oriented" Sherlock turns out. If is see Jackie Chan within a mile of Victorian wardrobe, so help me...