Thursday, May 28, 2009

Bill Gates wants you dead

Throw me a frickin' bone here. It's "population control," OK?

A bunch of billionaires just met in some dark corner recently to discuss how they can pool their limitless resources to reduce the number of people breathing air on planet earth.

The result...
There was “nothing as crude as a vote” but a consensus emerged that they would back a strategy in which population growth would be tackled as a potentially disastrous environmental, social and industrial threat.

“This is something so nightmarish that everyone in this group agreed it needs big-brain answers,” said the guest. “They need to be independent of government agencies, which are unable to head off the disaster we all see looming.”

Hey, it's all fun and games until someone loses a few billion lives.

But why meet under multiple layers of secrecy?

It seems they wanted "to speak rich to rich without worrying anything they said would end up in the newspapers, painting them as an alternative world government."

Totally. Wouldn't want to start any crazy conspiracy theories or anything. Might interfere with all the plans for global control of human destiny.


K said...

The US has had population control for some time now. The people whom you would call "US natives" from the 50s and 60s didn't reproduce at the replacement rate and that native population has decreased substantially.

Strangely enough, however, this hasn't reduced the population at all for some reason.

Mrs. P said...

Thomas Malthus lives! He's been waiting for his crisis for almost 300 years now.

Splash said...

And you know they're aware that the population is declining in developed nations. Which means they're pretty much talking about reducing the other colors in the racial rainbow around the globe. Maybe that's the part they didn't want in the papers?