Bin's Burkha Bimbo

Wondering where they'll spend Christmas this year

Quick, who are we talking about? She's...

1. Rich
2. Not bright
3. A bit of a diva
4. Dabbles in "progressive" politics
5. Opposes the War on Terror
6. Has a thing for younger men
7. Changes husbands like Elizabeth Taylor
8. Buys Botox by the truckload

Any ideas?

If you guessed Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Natalie Portman or Demi Moore, you're warm. If you guessed Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton, you're red hot.

Meet Osama's daughter-in-law, Jane Bin Laden -- a white, comically self-absorbed, British liberal who bears a striking resemblance to what we on the Right refer to as the "typical Hollywood liberal."

"Jane has some strong political views of her own, albeit ones based on a hazy understanding of history. She says she is proud to be British. I ask her if she is proud of the so-called War on Terror being waged in her name.

'No, I am not proud of that, in the same way that I am not proud of the situation with the Irish, or when we went into the Falklands. Why should we have the right to take over countries and not give them back? We are a very arrogant nation.'

Low watt, high maintenance, anti-Bush... All she needs now is a development deal with the Weinsteins.

Seriously, though. Conservatives are always being slammed for pointing out how Western Liberals and and Middle Eastern Jihadists sound identical at times, particularly on the War on Terror. The nexus has never been clearer (or more amusing) than this article.

I won't spoil the fun by commenting further on this. Read and enjoy.