Saturday, January 12, 2008

Filed under "Ewwwwwww!"

Hey, they felt an "inevitable attraction" to each other. Who are we to judge?

I mean, we can't choose who we fall in love with, right? There's no such thing as normal in matters of the heart, is there? What right have we, the non-twins of the world, to horde the institution of marriage from these two and their meaningful, monogamous relationship?

Bottom line, they didn't choose to be twins. God made them this way.

Because, as former famous person Garth Brooks enlightened us during the Clinton years, "when we're free to love whoever we choose...we shall be free."

(By the way, keep your calendars open. My wife and I will be marrying our cat sometime in the Spring and you're all invited. We're registered at Petco and

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