Friday, May 9, 2008

News Flash! Hollywood going to hell!

"It' s getting hot in here, let's take off all our clothes...!"

Between Zack and Miri Make a Porno and now this spirit-lifting tale, it's nice to see Hollywood's getting back to the business of connecting with middle America, isn't it?

I say again, to any crazy A-rabs in the final stages of an actual functioning plan, if you absolutely have to pull the trigger, and you don't want your country nuked off the map, Southern California is your best bet. We're just not gonna miss it that much. I'd even consider helping distract Jack Bauer for you, but he's too riddled with guilt to pose a threat these days.

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