Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dirty old men (and women)


I've often wondered how the generation that stuck the world with rampant STDs, epidemic drug use and The Grateful Dead would put their own spin on senior citizen status.

Somehow, I assumed, they wouldn't be the font of wisdom and selflessness the planet has graced with the titles of grandma and grandpa forever now.

It seems my instincts were right. And penicillin manufacturers may well have found pharmaceutical El Dorado in Florida's "The Villages," which you can bet your Viagra is a wrinkled picture of things to come.

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