Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Made in India: the new "moo juice"


Move over, Mr. Pibb...

Hippies ask me, "Splash, why do you have to be so Ameri-centric?" They ask, "what's so great about your precious United States? We could learn a lot from other countries."

I just sit them down, pour them a tall frosty imported Gau Jal and tell them to get comfortable. Because it's a long story, with a funny aftertaste.

2 comments:

K said...

I'll have to follow this and get some in stock for those faculty parties. Just the thing to drink after a late night viewing of the Vagina Monologes.

Splash said...

Hey, probably tastes better than Sam's Choice Cola.