Wednesday, September 16, 2009

You're just a middle class Socialist brat...



I wonder if Danny Elfman had the Democrats in mind when he wrote "Dead Man's Party."

Huh--??

OK, some background: Before he was a big time movie composer, Danny Elfman had a little band back in the 80s and 90s that you may remember -- Oingo Boingo. Thoroughly alternative with layers of punk energy on stage. I liked the music, but I really warmed to the conservative message in songs like "Only a Lad" and "Capitalism."

With Michael Moore saying we need to end capitalism and the President doing everything in his power to make it happen, I've had 'Capitalism,' boinging around in my brain for a couple days.

I'm thinking somebody needs to cover this song pronto and get it into a lot of heads, because talk about a song ahead of its time...

There's nothing wrong with Capitalism
There's nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don't try to make me feel guilty
I'm so tired of hearing you cry

There's nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I'll say it's just fine
There's nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I'm so tired of hearing you whine
About the revolution
Bringin' down the rich
When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby!

If it ain't one thing
Then it's the other
Any cause that crosses your path
Your heart bleeds for anyone's brother
I've got to tell you you're a pain in the ass

You criticize with plenty of vigor
You rationalize everything that you do
With catchy phrases and heavy quotations
And everybody is crazy but you

You're just a middle class, socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And you tell me that we've got to get back
To the struggling masses (whoever they are)
You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
What the hell do you know about suffering and pain . . .

There's nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There's nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There's nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There's nothing wrong with Capitalism!

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4 comments:

K said...

The early 80s was a good time for freedom minded people. The baby boomers were looking to get on with their lives and get over the hangover from the 60s and 70s. It wasn't long before the blue meany left was back, however. Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2 and now the present Obomination is making the 80s look better all the time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeROnVUADj0&eurl&feature=pyv

--CI

Splash said...

Yep, that's the one. And if I have to watch Michael Moore stand in front of a building with a bullhorn trying to be funny one more time, so help me, I'm going to track him down and personally cram it down his pie hole.

Anonymous said...

With "With Michael Moore saying we need to end capitalism and the President doing everything in his power to make it happen," I wonder why Moore is complaining. --CI