Friday, April 27, 2007

Farewell, Rosie

I wasn't going to bother commenting on Rosie's overdue demise, but then I came across Letterman's Top 10. It suffices nicely. Enjoy.

Top Ten Reasons Rosie O'Donnell Is Leaving "The View"

10. Couldn't maintain rigorous one-hour-a-day work schedule
9. It's been akward ever since she threw Joy Behar through a plate glass window
8. Gearing up for the Kucinich-O'Donnell 2008 campaign
7. Fed up with Elisabeth Hasselbeck being sweet
6. Taking time off to be with her fiancé Donald Trump
5. She feels she can get more feuding done by working at home
4. No number four -- writer too despondent after hearing the news
3. Can make more money wrasslin' gators in Florida
2. Tired of empty gin bottles in Barbara Walters' office
1. Tested positive for steroids
-- David Letterman CBS-TV

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