Friday, December 12, 2008

Insert Uranus joke here

I guess if there was ever a universal way to say "come enslave us and feast on our brains" it's with Keanu Reeves.
"In a time when global movie launches are now commonplace, Fox is raising the bar by spearheading, with Deep Space Communications Network located at Cape Canaveral, the ultimate in “wide release” platforms. As millions of Earthbound movie fans get their first look at THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, starring Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly, the film will be zipping through space at 186,000 miles per second to a heretofore untapped possible consumer base orbiting the three star system, Alpha Centauri."
Half our own planet loathes us because they believe what we say about ourselves on VH1 and the moving picture shows. Now we're introducing ourselves to the galaxy with this unholy stink bomb??

Good going, 20th Century Fox. Now we'll never find out how the pyramids were made.

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