I'm Keith Olbermann!!!
Speaking of boobs... This is fun and informative.
It seems Keith Olbermann's much-touted "Ivy League" credentials aren't as in order as he'd like you to believe.
"...Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.Most satisfying petard hoisting since Ben Affleck savaged Olbermann on 'Saturday Night Live.'
The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.
Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants).
Olbermann's incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man."
I'm also wondering now how much of MSNBC's wannabe elitist went into Ed Helms' portrayal of Andy Bernard on 'The Office.' ("I went to a little place called Cornelllll... Ever heard of it?")
Oh heck, let's roll that SNL clip again while we're at it.
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Okay, okay, I had to go to YouTube to find out who this Keith Olbermann was. I can appreciate Affleck's impersonation now.
In addition, I came across this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNnrIgB_yWw&feature=related
If you have ever seen that bullsh*t segment on O'Reilly Factor on Body Language, you will find this hilarious.
O'Reilly's body language 'expert' tries to make the plain and obvious mysterious..."I call this the Yawn, it suggests the person is ready to go to sleep, it also is indicative of boredom."
--CI Photog
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